Bang Bang Bang

Wow, lots of interesting things happening! General Petraeus chooses a cougar over his manish-looking wife. The man responsible for the voice of Elmo is apparently having sex with teenage boys, people panicking about ObamaCare and also, what the hell is this Thanksgiving song?

                Honestly, one can’t blame the Petraeus over that cougar opposed to that ugly-ass broad he married years ago. I liked to pound Paula Broadwell myself (like the name), and I’d be doing the same thing if I was in the General’s shoes. I like how the media and these women’s groups write their articles or broadcast their surprise on how such a powerful man could do what he did. Well, take a look:

 

 

                Well, Paula Broadwell is in a world of shit, her home got raided. I guess it isn’t a good thing to be getting pounded by the Head of the CIA. It’s interesting to see that the FBI and the CIA compete. Maybe while he was doing her, did he saw what was really going on in Area 51? In addition to that, Paula Broadwell is also married, to a doctor. I imagine that doctor isn’t doing her good, get it? (Stupid joke).

                Something Kevin Clash related before I talk about this, I was going to talk about the final episode of Dinosaurs, the TV show that was on in the early 90s. Apparently, the show went on until 94, which I didn’t know and probably didn’t care about at the time. In 94, my then 12-year-old self was trying to be a grunge and listening to Stone Temple Pilots, trying to be cool. Back to it though, the final episode of Dinosaurs is a worthy mention due to how it leads to the dinosaurs demise. I’m thinking of mentioning this before Dec 21^st, since the world is supposed to end and I think that would be an interesting blog post for the seven people who actually give a shit about this blog. Also, Kevin Clash was the voice and the puppeteer for Baby Sinclair.

                But anyways, the voice of Elmo is suspended from Sesame Street for a little bit, due to a 23-year-old with his claims of Mr. Clash doing it with him while he was sixteen. Did Mr. Clash bring Elmo into their sex acts? Two sex scandals going on right now! We as guys just can’t keep their cock in their pants. Petraeus is sick of doing his man-looking wife and goes with a cougar, the voice of Elmo is (apparently) doing it with teen boys, and I’m at the bar and actively looking for 80s nights at bars or 80s bands playing I my area for my proud-to-be cougar bait self to be surrounded by drunken 40-year-old chicks. I was with a 40-year-old woman in late July and she told me never to get married. I can see why with Petraeus’ case.

Finally, no more political ads!

            It’s time to celebrate, no more fucking political ads. I don’t watch TV much, but for my limited viewing experience, I’m glad to see that there will be no more of these stupid ass attack ads and also how stupid and unfunny they can be. This also includes seeing none of these in the mail. Each time I look through the mailbox, I get a whole shitload of these political ads, in which I just toss them out all over the vest view of my apartment building and just leave them there for maintenance to pick up and throw it in the trash.

 

Good, I can go back to seeing just AT&T and Comcast send me junk mail about the wonderful service they provide, while I’m a Comcast customer. I can see why I pay just $62/month alone on internet, they spend too much money on sending junk mail to me to tell me about an upgrade. And with TV ads, we can just go back to the three C’s: Car Insurance, Cars and Cable, if you watch football (American football for our Europeans out there), let’s not forget Beer. The companies that rule the world: Geico, Progressive, Comcast and AT&T.

 

I knew Barack Obama would win, I told the few people around me of that, but forgot to tell anyone visiting this blog that. What probably fucked Romney over is that leaked tape on how he says 47% of America are moochers. Truth be told, most politicians have those awful thoughts, if not, you know that most politicians that run for a high office such as President, Governor and Mayor of a large city have campaign strategists that play with that information on which types of people would work best for them, and those who wouldn’t. President Obama had his, rest assured of that one.

 

I bet PBS is happy to see that Romney wasn’t elected though, but even if he was elected, it would take him some time to pull the plug on PBS if he was true to his word. The government does sponsor into it somewhat, but reality, it is due to some big corporations, Bill Gates’ foundation and from ‘Viewers Like You.’ I’m one of the sponsors of the local NPR station in Detroit: WDET.

 

Jesse Jackson Jr. wins despite him being in the loony bin, some of his voters are smoking some heavy shit obviously. And Linda McMahon didn’t win despite the $47 million dollars spent on her campaign. Jesse Jr is told yes despite being in the mental home and Linda McMahon, part of the male soap opera is told no. Strange shit!

 

And lastly, MARY JANE IS LEGAL… in Colorado, Washington and Detroit (sadly not suburban Detroit, waaaaah!) I bet the states involved with legalizing just that one ounce had done some research with all interested from stoners to special interests to soccer mothers to economists to see if this motherfucker will fly.  Well, the economy is shitty, why not? Fuck these soccer moms who don’t like it (if they are hot).

 

And hopefully for those Long Island residents, they can get their power back on so they won’t have to freeze to death due to that snow storm coming in. Here I am happy about no more political ads, while people in Long Island without power are basically praying for their power to come on. I don't think they gave a shit about political ads on TV, since the power wasn't working.

Hurricane Sandy

 

Oh boy, no MickeyD's for a while.



The Storm of the Century. The local Media is pissin' their pants and now saying (as of 30 Oct 2012, 7:37PM EST) that Sandy is now here in Mich. It isn't bad here really, just high winds and some rain.

Anyone looking to do shit on All Hallow's Eve will have to deal with the bleeding weather.

No more words, here is some photos and videos:

 

 

Helium riding.

Posted a new article on Helium.

Had one about the demise of rock,but the sheeethead admin of that channel deleted it.

Here it is:
http://www.helium.com/items/2386170-florida-welfare-drug-testing

Wow, I forgot about this.

Three months and no postings? Well, people aren't visiting this as much as I would like, need to keep on.

My new project, The Gambler Vol. 1 is written, but I need to edit it, look for a release date of my 31st birthday, March 31 2013, or it may not be released if the Mayans are correct.

I started my first 1,300 words with the Gambler Vol. 2 (wow, haven't released Vol One yet and I'm working on the second). and I actually like work on it, up until I pass 45 minutes and I get sick of it due to my ADD or being easily bored.

Let the time pass by.

Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.
-Gretchen Ross in 'Donnie Darko'

Aurora Shooting

Well, another blog entry from a smart-ass writer who thinks he knows everything.

One of my favorite films ever made and underestimated is the movie Two Minute Warning. To sum it all up, it's a mid-70s flick involving a sniper hanging around a football game from the start, then ending with the sniper shooting at random people on the field or into the crowd just before the movie ends? I forgot, someone correct me on that (Oh, I have no followers, I forgot...).

In the end, the guy in question (spoiler coming up) is killed by the Swat Team and they all gather around in the aftermath. They talk about who they will never know why this sniper had done what he done. But the lead Swat Team member insists that over the next few days, the media will inform all about everything about the sniper.

This time around, Mr. Holmes was not killed, he willfully submitted to police and on top of the whole package, he booby-trapped his apartment. The interesting thing was is while I was at my job (I work midnights), I checked the CNN app at 4am to see the latest news, no mention of the shooting. Strange, I would guess CNN would've been jumping all over this.

It wasn't until I got in my car and listened to NPR where Steve Inskeep had said on the radio. I went home to put on Opie & Anthony, in where they played the Aurora Police Scanner. A few hours after this shooting, the scanner was filled with how to deal with the said situation, with a local restaurant wishing to help the police officers with free food. Then next, a domestic dispute had come in, needing a officer to deal with it. And how MSNBC was talking about political ads during all this. GREAT!!!

Imagine being a cop, being pulled away from what is more than likely the worst shooting ever in your town, to deal with a drunken man in a wifebeater saying, "Damnit, I kept tellin' da bitch I wanna steak in da oven when I git home, and da beer is warm.'

I went to bed at 7:30 with the knowledge that I will know the name of the said shooter when I wake up and turn on the IPad.

One o'clock in the afternoon, I turn on the IPad and find out the name. Overtime, we will know the intimate details of Mr. Holmes, his beliefs, his ideas, who his 3rd grade teacher was, etc, etc etc.

And also, some bloggers and 'experts' who are being overly dramatic.
Take a look:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/under-god/post/texas-rep-gohmert-on-aurora-shooting-weve-told-god-we-dont-want-him-around/2012/07/20/gJQAzabRyW_blog.html

Tea Party link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/20/brian-ross-tea-party-colorado-shooting_n_1689471.html

Puff Daddy!

A high school senior was carrying a gun in Downtown Birmingham, Michigan. Not too far where I live.

HERE


One of P-Diddy's lost children, perhaps? Too lazy to make descent jokes and with this blog.