Waiting for Baseball Season

Right now, we are at spring training. At this special moment in time, I’m currently looking for some freelance work in writing some baseball articles. I’m keeping a close eye on spring training and trying to predict who will be the minor leaguers to strike it big in the majors, with my stupid little mathematical formula and trying my best to observe without MLB.TV or Cable. I will be getting MLB.TV this month or early next month, but I need to get a tower computer with a decent video card and hook it up to my TV. I refuse to get cable TV… for now at least. But, the option of MLB TV surely does well in the end.

                Last year, with my mathematical formula, I was telling people about Kyle Seager of the Seattle Mariners. I had him on my fantasy baseball team (which I suck at, got 8^th out of 12^th) at the start of the season at 2% of Yahoo fantasy baseball leagues. He was later on 35% of them. So, I suppose this thing sorta works? Well see about it in the near future. A Walk To Aquarius will be filled with some of my baseball ranting’s down the road. STAY TUNED!

                I’ll still be cheering on the World Series losers The Detroit Tigers while mainly listening to 97.1 FM with Dan Dickerson and Jim Price as we(or myself) root for the Tigers to take it all the way (we failed at it twice, last year and in 2006 by getting to the world series). However, they just got rid of Brennan Boesch… how shitty, I liked Boesch. I also like Inge, but he was too much of a defensive guy and always kept swinging at the fences and striking out too much.

 

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North Korea welcomes Dennis Rodman

I was going to talk about Dennis Rodman in North Korea, but first, I have to chime in on this issue that happened at a Pennsylvania school. What happened was a receptionist was calling a student from an Ambridge school to confirm an appointment, and that student’s voicemail message was the theme of The Fresh Price of Bel-Air. Supposedly, the person calling up misheard they lyrics “shooting some b-ball outside the school” as “shooting some people outside, it was cool.” So anyways, this person hangs-up the phone and calls up the school district, and the whole district is under lockdown. The student in question was held by police for three hours.

                People like this broad (let’s assume it’s a woman, har-har) who misheard they lyrics are the people I fucking hate. Not due to mishear lyrics, but these ‘overly concerned’ people, these people with a big stick up their ass. Especially with how school security is ran these days with the over-paranoia (with the Sandy Hook shooting, can’t blame anybody for being paranoid about going to school). If that happened to me due to some cunt getting the misunderstanding on my voicemail message, I would be stalking this bitch, I’d tell the doctor’s office I’m out unless this bitch gets fired. Lots of things I’d be doing to get this bitch, lots and lots.

 

                Dennis Rodman, a provider of some great entertainment and a former Detroit Piston during the Bad Boy era (I witnessed that!), had made his was to North Korea with HBO following him. I supposed that the new leader wants to make amends, unlike his father Little Kim (Bill Maher had a habit of calling Kim Jong-il Little Kim). I imagine that the US Department of Defense was having a meeting about this and all the generals were saying, “At least it’s Dennis Rodman, we can experiment with him.” Just in case North Korea held him hostage and had demands for the US, in which we would shrug them off and probably say fuck it. If it was Kim Kardashian, we would be sending all the troops over there to get Ms. Kardashian out and blow up the whole fucking country in no time.

                Maybe that is what the great leader of North Korea is doing; he wants to make amends by getting the has-beens in there. We will begin to trust them with the more famous types. Then, we will have Taylor Swift over there and they hold her hostage. With that situation, we would launch a nuke over there, and then perhaps all countries with nukes may get a little trigger happy, then Nuclear Winter?

That’s a little far-fetched joke, but heh? When a white woman goes missing, you’re not going to be watching American idol for a while.