Papa John's Boycott / Rebecca Black wannabe

Papa John’s and Applebee’s are under fire about the new ObamaCare here in the United States. Papa John himself (he is the CEO, named John Schnatter) had his opinion about ObamaCare, citing that he might have to lay off employees and raise the prices up a little for the products. Now, it seems that he is also on the wrong end of the lawsuit with the spam of text messages. That part I would agree with, I would hate for Papa John to send me text messages over and over telling me to buy more of his pizza after I just bought one.

                The Boycotts of Papa John’s and Applebee’s are not going to work as much as these leftists want. Both of these places will continue on, but with less manpower. Making health care free for the over 300 million people in the US is going to cost some money, and if it has to come from a wealthy man’s pocket, especially those who own a brand name string of shops, people are also going to pay. Expect the price of your pizza, spaghetti, milk or your Asian Massage including the happy ending to go up. It does take a while for capitalism to go to socialism and it does do some harm to the public.

                While we head to socialism and fanatics trying to boycott any brave CEOs who are willing to tell the truth, it appears that Patrice Wilson is spinning another hit. For those who don’t know who this man is, you’ve probably seen him before if you are an angry basement-dweller or just someone who gets stuck in the Youtube matrix every once in a while. Mr. Wilson is the man who co-wrote and also appears in Rebecca Black’s Friday. His company is in the business of making these tweens famous (perhaps in a wrong way) with their own music videos. For those who don’t know, even with Rebecca Black got out there, a few other people had summoned him and his company with their own music videos, only Ms. Black got lucky.

                And now this?



 

                This was out on November 7^th and now has over five million views. And boy, this is just as bad as Friday. It’s nice to see people try to show some emphasis on Thanksgiving, seriously, but the majority of people (myself included, you probably don’t give a shit about what I think) are finding this awfully goofy. Especially with Patrice Wilson (a black man going to a party with white children) arriving to this party on the video in a chicken costume? Boy, this man is a sick motherfucker for preteen white girls.

Bang Bang Bang

Wow, lots of interesting things happening! General Petraeus chooses a cougar over his manish-looking wife. The man responsible for the voice of Elmo is apparently having sex with teenage boys, people panicking about ObamaCare and also, what the hell is this Thanksgiving song?

                Honestly, one can’t blame the Petraeus over that cougar opposed to that ugly-ass broad he married years ago. I liked to pound Paula Broadwell myself (like the name), and I’d be doing the same thing if I was in the General’s shoes. I like how the media and these women’s groups write their articles or broadcast their surprise on how such a powerful man could do what he did. Well, take a look:

 

 

                Well, Paula Broadwell is in a world of shit, her home got raided. I guess it isn’t a good thing to be getting pounded by the Head of the CIA. It’s interesting to see that the FBI and the CIA compete. Maybe while he was doing her, did he saw what was really going on in Area 51? In addition to that, Paula Broadwell is also married, to a doctor. I imagine that doctor isn’t doing her good, get it? (Stupid joke).

                Something Kevin Clash related before I talk about this, I was going to talk about the final episode of Dinosaurs, the TV show that was on in the early 90s. Apparently, the show went on until 94, which I didn’t know and probably didn’t care about at the time. In 94, my then 12-year-old self was trying to be a grunge and listening to Stone Temple Pilots, trying to be cool. Back to it though, the final episode of Dinosaurs is a worthy mention due to how it leads to the dinosaurs demise. I’m thinking of mentioning this before Dec 21^st, since the world is supposed to end and I think that would be an interesting blog post for the seven people who actually give a shit about this blog. Also, Kevin Clash was the voice and the puppeteer for Baby Sinclair.

                But anyways, the voice of Elmo is suspended from Sesame Street for a little bit, due to a 23-year-old with his claims of Mr. Clash doing it with him while he was sixteen. Did Mr. Clash bring Elmo into their sex acts? Two sex scandals going on right now! We as guys just can’t keep their cock in their pants. Petraeus is sick of doing his man-looking wife and goes with a cougar, the voice of Elmo is (apparently) doing it with teen boys, and I’m at the bar and actively looking for 80s nights at bars or 80s bands playing I my area for my proud-to-be cougar bait self to be surrounded by drunken 40-year-old chicks. I was with a 40-year-old woman in late July and she told me never to get married. I can see why with Petraeus’ case.

Finally, no more political ads!

            It’s time to celebrate, no more fucking political ads. I don’t watch TV much, but for my limited viewing experience, I’m glad to see that there will be no more of these stupid ass attack ads and also how stupid and unfunny they can be. This also includes seeing none of these in the mail. Each time I look through the mailbox, I get a whole shitload of these political ads, in which I just toss them out all over the vest view of my apartment building and just leave them there for maintenance to pick up and throw it in the trash.

 

Good, I can go back to seeing just AT&T and Comcast send me junk mail about the wonderful service they provide, while I’m a Comcast customer. I can see why I pay just $62/month alone on internet, they spend too much money on sending junk mail to me to tell me about an upgrade. And with TV ads, we can just go back to the three C’s: Car Insurance, Cars and Cable, if you watch football (American football for our Europeans out there), let’s not forget Beer. The companies that rule the world: Geico, Progressive, Comcast and AT&T.

 

I knew Barack Obama would win, I told the few people around me of that, but forgot to tell anyone visiting this blog that. What probably fucked Romney over is that leaked tape on how he says 47% of America are moochers. Truth be told, most politicians have those awful thoughts, if not, you know that most politicians that run for a high office such as President, Governor and Mayor of a large city have campaign strategists that play with that information on which types of people would work best for them, and those who wouldn’t. President Obama had his, rest assured of that one.

 

I bet PBS is happy to see that Romney wasn’t elected though, but even if he was elected, it would take him some time to pull the plug on PBS if he was true to his word. The government does sponsor into it somewhat, but reality, it is due to some big corporations, Bill Gates’ foundation and from ‘Viewers Like You.’ I’m one of the sponsors of the local NPR station in Detroit: WDET.

 

Jesse Jackson Jr. wins despite him being in the loony bin, some of his voters are smoking some heavy shit obviously. And Linda McMahon didn’t win despite the $47 million dollars spent on her campaign. Jesse Jr is told yes despite being in the mental home and Linda McMahon, part of the male soap opera is told no. Strange shit!

 

And lastly, MARY JANE IS LEGAL… in Colorado, Washington and Detroit (sadly not suburban Detroit, waaaaah!) I bet the states involved with legalizing just that one ounce had done some research with all interested from stoners to special interests to soccer mothers to economists to see if this motherfucker will fly.  Well, the economy is shitty, why not? Fuck these soccer moms who don’t like it (if they are hot).

 

And hopefully for those Long Island residents, they can get their power back on so they won’t have to freeze to death due to that snow storm coming in. Here I am happy about no more political ads, while people in Long Island without power are basically praying for their power to come on. I don't think they gave a shit about political ads on TV, since the power wasn't working.